Antique's,
Unique's,
And More...
Reading this sign nearly made me swerve into traffic to save me the agony of knowing such a horrible abuse of the English language could be displayed proudly; flaunted in the sunlight of a beautiful day, rather than hidden away beneath a rock or at the bottom of a well.
There is so much wrong with this. Those commas just hanging off in space, the improper ellipses, pluralizing an adjective, and those god damn apostrophes! Just...fffffffffffffffffffff!
On a side note, I am well aware that I bastardize the English language for comic effect. However, my distortions are based firmly in a strong understanding of how English works. They make sense in a way. They're understandable. And, damn it, they're funny.
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