A short post for my few viewers.
I just saw one of those giant, obnoxious ads on the top of YouTube's front page. It was for the Thor movie.
THE WAIT IS OVER!
What fucking wait? I, a connoisseur of movies both indie and blockbuster wasn't even aware of this Thor flick's existence until last week when I went into a Burger King and saw a poster for the stupid gender-role-centric tie-in toys they were offering with the child engorgement meals. Seriously, all the girl toys were rings and rainbows and shit while the boy toys were badass action figures and hammers. Talk about brainwashing our children to accept outmoded stereotypes!
What the hell was I talking about?